WEST COAST HYPE SHOW

 
We are LIVE in Los Angeles for the 3rd stop along the BCCW’s hype train! It’s the City of Angels and constant danger. South Central LA can’t get no stranger. Full of drama like a soap opera on the curb, watching the ghetto bird helicopters observe. We have been promised one hellacious night. Police are out in waves, with full riot gear ready in anticipation of the night’s festivities. BCCW public face and founding father MSD has promised an "XTREEEEEEME Reunion!!!" Let’s throw it down to ringside!





1) "Get On Your Knees" rips through the sound system, heralding the arrival of the All-American American JACK SWAGGER. He makes his way to the ring to address his upcoming match with LOU THESZ (seconded by Ed "the Strangler" Lewis) at "RESPECT THE HOOKERS & SHOOTERS".

JACK SWAGGER: It’s been unbelievable. It’s such an incredible honor. I don’t think it’s completely sunk in yet. This last month or so has been so surreal. I’ve tried to enjoy it as much as I can. It was very fast. Hopefully it says something about the confidence BCCW has in me. I intend to prove to Thesz and the fans that I am a champion, I am credible and I’m going to be here for awhile. I wasn’t surprised. I knew quite a while ago what I was capable of. I knew I could make it to the top and that I could be a player in the business. It certainly happened faster than I expected, out of nowhere, but it’s time to shine. I’ve been wrestling since I was 5 years old. Oklahoma truly is a hotbed ... one of the best high school programs in the nation. If you grow up in Oklahoma, chances are you’re a wrestling fan of some sort.

JACK SWAGGER accepts Thesz’ challenge to make their match at "RESPECT THE SHOOTERS & HOOKERS" a Best 2 out of 3 Falls Match.

JACK SWAGGER: I’m a fan of all forms of wrestling ... Olympic style, collegiate, professional. Just the larger-than-life atmosphere that comes across on TV is really what drew me in. I was in the fifth or sixth grade, and I really got hooked on the Monday Night Wars. It was really good television. I lost sight of what the business was doing for a little bit. Jerry (Brisco) and Jim (Ross) really opened up my eyes to the incredible opportunity they present for young professionals who can handle themselves under the spotlight. I did a lot of research. You make fun of the spandex and baby oil all you want, but it is a global phenomenal. It’s a great show, and I’m so happy I chose to do it. Right now I think what you see is the respect I have for the championship. It’s the top of the game and there’s nothing bigger. I need to carry myself in such a way of a world champion because it is such an honor. I’m just portraying a champion.

2) LIVE from Los Angeles, the BCCW is bringing you a little of that Hollywood flavor. You know the feeling. It's priceless.

Introducing:

The Million Dollar Champion

TED DIBIASE JR!!!





3)



LIZZY BORDEN: I've fucked up on a lot of interviews, said things that people take all the wrong way, I'm very honest. Anything you want to know. [The stuff I do]… it’s pretty controversial. Because society – Republicans and society, and the Democrats – don’t like this type of thing. They like everybody to be nice and lovey and dovey and flower-power. That’s not the real world. THIS is real!!!

Introduces a cadre of 3 scantily-clad women to the ring. Sleazy, trashy tattoos, enlarged bosoms – straight skanks. LIZZY BORDEN shows them off in the ring like a meat peddler showing her wares; all the while wolf calls and X-rated chants rain down from the audience.

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LIZZY BORDEN: A girl being kidnapped, being forced to have sex against her will, being degraded. Being called "a cunt, a whore, a slut, a piece of shit." Then being butchered at the end, and spit on. She's being degraded (she slaps one of the call girls down to the mat and literally spits on her) They're degrading, no matter what. Everyone gets degraded. I mean, even if she was a secretary in the office, she's going to get some kind of harassment, whether sexual or verbal -- you know? So this is normal. Women get degraded every day, and so do men.

She forcefully demands one of the women to go topless. She does, and the crowd responds with orgasmic bliss.

LIZZIE BORDEN: I have fun. Like, if I didn't like it, I wouldn't do it. Like, when I start getting bored is when I start to come up with crazy ideas. I don't shoot the lovey-dovey porno that you watch all the time. This is for people who watch porno all the time, and they're sick of the husband and the wife making love with candles. This is what, if you want to jerk off to fuckin' porno with your old lady, and you're watching it, and you're getting into it, it's hot, steamy sex that you, like, after you're done you feel like you just, like, did drugs. Like "yeah!" That's what it's about!

(she grabs one of the girls by her hair and forces her tongue into her mouth. The crowd goes dangerously ballistic)

In it's prime, Extreme Associates had the sickest most hardcore shit on the internet. The studio's content has been described as "extremely violent", "shocking", "slasher porn" and "patently offensive". So bad, they were federally indicted. Some of their greatest hits (or "Federal Five", as some would call them) include:

* Extreme Teen 24 (naive underage girl being talked into having sex by an older man)


* Cocktails 2: various scenes of women drinking vomit, saliva and other bodily fluids (It was the director's cut version of the film that was cited in the case).


* Ass Clowns 3: a female journalist is being raped by a gang led by Osama bin Laden; the journalist is freed and the gang members killed. The director's cut version also contains a scene where Jesus steps off the cross and has sex with an angel.


* Forced Entry: The film depicts the beating, rape and murder of women by a serial killer, who is eventually killed by a mob of vigilantes. There are three scenes which graphically portray rape and murder, and women are also spat on. Extreme's website called it their "most controversial movie" and "a stunningly disturbing look at a serial killer, satanic rituals, and the depths of human depravity." Forced Entry was directed by Lizzy Borden and released in 2002. Again it was the director's cut version of the film that was cited in the case.


President of Adult Video News Paul Fishbein has said they produced "horrible, unwatchable, disgusting, aberrant movies"

LIZZY BORDEN: And whose idea is this?

Mine.

I just look at what's happening in society -- like real stuff -- and I just bring it to porno. Plus I listen to a little bit of rock 'n roll. But, you know, that's just me. That's just my head. I like horror movies. So I get a lot of my stuff from that.

LIZZY, who has been lustily eying one of the 3 girls in the ring with her, suddenly grabs her by the hair and forces her to her knees. She demands a chair be erected in the ring, and to be given a lap dance. Immediately. The woman complies.




You recognize the defiled stripper as Kristi Myst. She's the one that had a mental break down during the filming of "In The Days of Whore". After having had anal sex for several hours with three men she was told that she had to do anal with another seven men, although she had not agreed to this before the shoot. At this point Myst began crying and wanted to walk off the set and quit the business rather than complete her scene. But she was coerced into completing it by the director. Brandon Iron who was present has said the incident was "the foulest thing I have ever witnessed" on a porn shoot.

LIZZY BORDEN: When I was a child, my step-father was an alcoholic. So I think I had deep issues, and this is kind of therapeutic for me, to take my aggression out on other people. So in a way, I'm exploiting people, taking all my inner demons and aggression on them. But it's good for me. So I guess that's all that matters.

Cue "California Love" with 2Pac rapping "fresh out of jail, California dreaming". Da Baddest Bitch in pro wrestling is BACK on the scene. Taking over BCCW from the Left Coast, like when XPW raided Viking Hall. Ain't no punk bitch in this pimpin, LIZZY BORDEN got the West Coast on lock. But no Queen is without her King...


The Savior of BCCW. Proudly returning to the West Coast to brandish his title...

Introducing the KING of the DEATH MATCH:

THE MESSIAH!!!



The last time MESSIAH was in Cali, he was chilling playing video games in his apartment when he got a knock at his door. Two black guys were waiting, and thinking they were his roomates friends, he let them in. While playing video games, he saw them arguing in a reflection on his TV. They then locked Messiah's door and when he confronted them they began their assault. They struggled with the Messiah and took him to the floor. One of them had him in a chokehold and the other grabbed a pair of gardening shears which would be used to cut his thumb off. He fought them off and made his way to the door. They managed to stop him and one of them attempted to cut Messiah's penis off. They finally left and the assailants actually took his thumb with them! Speculation was that they took his thumb as a sort of sick souvenir to get proof for a paid hit. The attack received major mainstream media coverage and was featured as a story on the Sept 21, 2002 edition of America's Most Wanted. The focus of the segment seemed to point the finger at XPW promoter Rob Black (Rob Zicari) who may have ordered this attack as some sort of revenge for the alleged relationship of the Messiah with Rob Black's wife (LIZZY BORDEN). Coincidentally just days before the attack The Messiah during an indy booking in California received non stop crowd chants of "You f**ked Lizzy" to which he was responded to the unrelenting crowd "And she loved it!". Another strange occurence was that the office of Rob Black's company Extreme Associates was closed during business hours on the same day that America's Most Wanted had come to interview him for the story. But now he's BACK. And under the BCCW banner! The world will recognize, and bow down before the Unholy power of XTREEEEEEEME!!!!

THE MESSIAH!!!



LIZZY BORDEN: (looking the strippers up and down approvingly) Yeah. She's really going to get hit. She likes it. It's good. Sometimes, it makes you more horny when you're getting hit. It makes you more, like, more tingly down in your genital area. You should try it. You should hit your wife a little bit.

She directs the now-ravenous looking MESSIAH towards the 3 strippers in the ring with them. They cower beneath his glare. She orders him to STRIKE.

FALL FROM GRACE!!! (Inverted Death Valley Driver)

GODSMACK!!! (Spinning Fireman's Carry Stunner)

CROSS FACTOR from the top rope through wooden table!!! (X-Factor)

THE MESSIAH has destroyed these three whores to GREAT crowd approval! All the while LIZZY BORDEN cheers on the chaos. When he has completed his carnage, and a procession of security and EMTs make their way into the ring, LIZZY BORDEN & THE MESSIAH pose sadistically.

LIZZY BORDEN: I'm not for a woman's rights. I am old school, where I think... I'm just making a life for myself and happy, making good money. I used to be exploited when I did movies. So if someone's going to do it, I might as well...

 



4) Security and EMTs attempt to clear the wreckage from the ring, while "Easy" by Nicki Minaj and Gucci Mane plays in the background. Suddenly, a scream wells up from the rear of the auditorium - where it is revealed that the MADMAN FROM THE SUDAN on the loose!!!

Introducing...

ABDULLAH the BUTCHER!!!



ABDULLAH the BUTCHER storms the ring in a maniacal assault against security (and what few EMT's are brave enough to stay in the ring). The assault is savage - with scissors, steel spikes, a fork and a broken beer bottle all being used with gruesome effincincy. An absolute bloodbath. Not even a small assortment of local indy jobbers can stop the brutality. Finally, the "Sudanese Meat Cleaver" delivers the final blow - and a stern message to the rest of the BCCW lockerroom.




Don't fuck with ABDULLAH. Or anyone he works for.

Intermission, as BCCW officials clean out the wreckage.

5)


"Time to the play the GAAAAAAME!!!!!"


In the closing spot on the card yet again, the Game TRIPLE H boldly makes his way to the ring. $10,000 suit, expensive shades, sledgehammer and WWWF World Heavyweight Championship belt.
He wants to talk about unions and organizations. Specifically his backing team, the McMahon Junior Mafia. The most powerful conglemerate in pro wrestling history. And to prove his point, he resurrected the WWWF title - that's "World Wide Wrestling Federation"

TRIPLE H: This isn't a knock against anybody, but there are a lot of groups, and when the group folds, the guys in that group fold because they were propped up by that group. I'm not trying to take credit for where they are, they are the ones who had to put in the work, but we gave them the platform to do it from.

This old relic (holds up WWWF belt) symbolizes universal greatness - it always has. Do what you must to win, fuck everybody else. That's how we've always done business Up North. Like Gz...

SUDDENLY

Triple H is cut off by Reggaeton music blaring through the speakers.

From behind the curtains, a man emerges.

Introducing

PEDRO MORALES!!!



Original WWWF title holder! Orginal WWF Hall of Famer! FIRST Grand Slam Champion in WWE history! Former world champion and undisputed wrestling legend...

PEDRO MORALES!!!

With the crowd of Latino immigrants going absolutely banannas, PEDRO MORALES cuts a fiery Spanglish promo on Triple H.


Vince McMahon SENIOR would NEVER stoop to such lows! He would never violate the Gentleman's Code of Conduct! Triple H is no king - he's a Dictator! A fascist! But here in America, everybody gets their own choice. And PEDRO MORALES chooses to defend the honor and tradition of pro wrestling by TAKING the WWWF title from Triple H! But not just any match. A match with finality. A match with potential fatality. PEDRO MORALES challenges Triple H to a WWWF title match... in


HELL in a CELL!!!


Triple H is shocked! But quickly redraws his poker face

TRIPLE H: I love Hell in a Cell matches, I think they're a lot of fun. I've always loved cage matches, and the Hell in a Cell is the best cage match out there. If I had to pick one match that is my favorite, and I think it's my favorite because not a lot of guys out there can do it, and even those that can do it, there aren't a lot who can do it well. (Looks Pedro up and down) I don't think there are a lot of guys left in the business who can go an hour, physically, let alone have it be entertaining and good...

Then it's settled! At BCCW's inagural card, "RESPECT THE HOOKERS & SHOOTERS" – Triple H will clash with wrestling legend Pedro Morales – HELL in a CELL! The legend, history and lineage of the WWWF title will be up for grabs as the Junior McMahon Mafia takes on McMahon Senior’s Legends Club in an epic-level clash!!!

CENA versus MASCARAS versus RIKIDOZAN!

JACK SWAGGER versus LOU THESZ (w/ Strangler Lewis) Best 2 out of 3 Falls match!

PLUS MORE! Be there at “RESPECT THE SHOOTERS & HOOKERS!!!


After the show, LIZZY BORDEN was spotted signing autographs with  JESSICA DARLIN.

CREDITS:

TRIPLE H: IGN Interview December 20th 2004


JACK SWAGGER: The Post and Courier (By Mike Mooneyham) Sunday, May 2, 2010


LIZZY BORDEN: Frontline Interview 2002